It’s not often I encounter somebody who talks to me about Star Wars in real life. The man I met today has made me very grateful for this.
He began his lecture (based on us being on nodding terms and my often wearing Star Wars clothing of some kind) with the old “I hate Disney” routine but followed it up with something quite novel. He educated me on the fact that all of Disney’s recent output was just stolen from George Lucas!
The Force Awakens was a straight-up copy of the original film and all they did was swap a boy for a girl in the lead role. The whole plot of stealing the Death Star plans was taken directly from a game and they only changed one word in the title (he was referring to The Force Unleashed.) Somehow he’s mashed together TFA and Rogue One in his mind.
He also believes the next film is the final one. This he knows because it has the word “last” in the title.
He’s amazed more people haven’t figured this whole thing out. As for me, I’m just amazed.