Paploo runs up to a Stormtrooper with a fully-armed Wicket beside him...
"Say 'ello to my leeettle friend!"
Wicket walks up to a whimpering Stormtrooper...
"Ezekiel 25:17... the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men..."
I'll think of more, I promise.