Warbler is saying women’s bodies are not treated differently than men’s, in that women and men both have to cover up their private parts. What Warbler is implying, that you aren’t acknowledging, Frink, is that women have additional private parts that men do not have. He is classifying women’s breasts as private parts.
I do side with Warbler, but not because I believe women’s breast should be considered as private parts. They already are (albeit less private), and for objective reasons. My argument is against arbitrary argument.