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Originally posted by: greencapt
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Arent' you a bit young to be watching Night in Paris?

Heck, I'M too young.


And yet... you knew it by NAME...!


LOL!!

Nemo me impune lacessit

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Paris Hilton is an ugly whore. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot long pole.

Jessica Simpson is an extremely hot moron. I would happily touch her , but I wouldn't want to be married to her.

Jessica Alba is hotter than Jessica Simpson and is in cool movies. She is like... the best.
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Originally posted by: Jaster Mareel
Paris Hilton is an ugly whore. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot long pole.

Jessica Simpson is an extremely hot moron. I would happily touch her , but I wouldn't want to be married to her.

Jessica Alba is hotter than Jessica Simpson and is in cool movies. She is like... the best.


Pretty much sums up all that we have been discussing in like five different threads.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Jaster Mareel
Paris Hilton is an ugly whore. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot long pole.


I wouldn't touch her even IF I HAD a 10 foot long pole!
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Don't worry Greencapt, I don't think anyone has ever actually had a ten foot pole.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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I always keep one in my basement, in case I need to poke something nasty.
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Really? Whats it made of? Is it sturdy or kinda wobbly?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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You can't joke about such serious matters as your ten foot pole!




"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?

A: A 10-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

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Hmm, I was hoping someone would get my joke.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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If I was as tall as Yao Ming, A ten foot pole would make a good weapon.

But as it stands, it would be better if it were first cut in half.

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Originally posted by: greencapt
I'm not a huge fan but I will say that she comes off as someone who knows her mental limits and is not afraid to play on them to poke fun at herself. And a good sense of humor is something that I find appealing in anyone. Plus she's not afraid to do those 'I had zits' infomercials... lol.

On the other hand, at least she's not an idiotic, sadistic, stuck up slut-bag like Paris Hilton!


this is true.
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On the other hand, at least she's not an idiotic, sadistic, stuck up slut-bag like Paris Hilton!


Or the over-exposed, talentless, media whore that is Britney Spears.


this is also true, and you know when you look at her shes not that hot. her breast are very sub par, and her figure is very lanky. shes also seems to heavely rely on makeup. shes got that bubble gum girl look to her, which is fine for a girls thats like 12 but on a mature woman i just dont buy it. overall yeah shes better then the average chick, but nothing that special.

her ass is flat too.