Try to imagine this being sung by Bill Murray. (Or not.)

It’s the Han Solo movie! You knew they were gonna’ make one!
See how Han met Chewie…And Chewie will rip some guy’s arm off.
He really hates losing…at that crazy 3D chess game.
'Cause it’s the Han Solo movie!
Watch Lando lose the Falcon…because he really sucks at Sabbac!
And Jabba will hire Han…to smuggle some drugs…I mean spice!
And somebody will make a Kessel Run…I don’t need to tell you who!
'Cause it’s the Han Solo movie!
Directed by some guys and Opie!
You know you’re gonna’ see it…even though you told everyone you’re not!