“Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever have a crush on an older woman?”
“I had a crush on the oldest woman! 120 years old she was. Here’s a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.”
“What happened?”
“She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd. Suddenly she didn’t have any time for me.”
“Oh, I wore a fifteen pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn’t enough.”
Bumped for paja.
Though I’m currently at work constructing a time machine for the sole purpose of travelling back to 1982 to prevent the filming of ROTJ
Why.
Disgruntled fanboy, is Disgruntled.
Guess what, you can just ignore it. It’s selfish to take it away from other people who enjoy it.
If I had a time machine I wouldn’t use it to get rid of David Lynch.
FFS, I was just joking — caricaturizing my own dislike of ROTJ. Or do you seriously believe I’m building a time machine?
I believe that if you had the ability to build a time machine, you would definitely use it to stop ROTJ from being made.
Actually, if I had a time machine, I’d go back to 2001 and prevent my life from becoming a shambles.
Saw this post coming from a mile away. You really need to let go of the past and start working on your present. Your past is ruining your future and it doesn’t have to.
WRONG THREAD(?)
:･ﾟ☆✧ No thread is the wrong thread if it leads to positive change :･ﾟ☆✧
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