“Grampa, I need some advice. Did you ever have a crush on an older woman?”
“I had a crush on the oldest woman! 120 years old she was. Here’s a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake.”
“What happened?”
“She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd. Suddenly she didn’t have any time for me.”
“Oh, I wore a fifteen pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn’t enough.”