My house is next to field and the farmer has recently sprayed that liquid manure stuff all around. This has been of great interest to the local fly population and today I discovered they’ve moved themselves into the air vents above my windows to enjoy this festival of shite. Every window I opened today produced a downpour of them and we’re not talking one or two or a dozen - I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s swarms of them.

It’s freakin’ Amityville Horror levels of flies in here. No demons yet though, so I suppose that’s something to be grateful for.