I was thinking recently about how confusing it would be to try and learn how to drive on the left side of the road if I ever moved to Britain. I’ll never move there so it doesn’t really matter, but I doubt I’d ever get the hang of it if I did.
my wife and honey-mooned in the US virgin islands. (i get it)
This is confusing.
You have a wife and a honey, and they both mooned (something?) there?
CONSIDER THIS A GRAMMAR ATTACK.
Brain, you have let me down for the last time.
i clearly was trying to say that my wife and my honey mooned a virgin in the US.