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Originally posted by: Bossk
Douche Vader? Darth Tampon?
LOL... In the words of threepio: "Oh how horrid!"
Star Wars Strike Force Bowling League... Do you have to be in costume to play? Can you use the force to make the pins fall down?
Meanwhile, in Coruscant...
(Grand Moff Tarkin throws the ball, and hits all the pins but one)
PALPATINE: (writing down the scores) I have forseen this... I knew you would miss... Only now you realize you can't win...
TARKIN: Charming to the last. Vader, it's your turn.
VADER: (dressed with his purple bowling shirt) All too easy. (Grabs the ball, throws and misses all the pins)
TARKIN: Oh, you were not aiming at the pins? You were aiming at another target? A military target?
VADER: I have you now... (throws ball, misses all the pins again) What?! Noooooooooo!
TARKIN: Is he going to scream every time he misses? I can't stand this anymore...
PALPATINE: It is my turn, you fools. Watch and learn! (releases force rays onto pins, fry them all. The scorer shows "strike")
VICEROY GUNRAY: (watching everything from behind) What? He can't do that!
DOOKU: (at his side) Patience, my friend, he will die.
PALPATINE: I heard that!