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Oh boy.

I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

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At the rate this is going, Darth Vader feminine care products and Dooku Burgers are just around the corner...

Marketing has been seduced by the dark side of the force.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Douche Vader? Darth Tampon?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Man, I want one of those bowling balls!
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Douche Vader? Darth Tampon?[

LOL that's a dam good one. Leia Orgasm.

"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Douche Vader? Darth Tampon?


LOL... In the words of threepio: "Oh how horrid!"

Star Wars Strike Force Bowling League... Do you have to be in costume to play? Can you use the force to make the pins fall down?

Meanwhile, in Coruscant...

(Grand Moff Tarkin throws the ball, and hits all the pins but one)

PALPATINE: (writing down the scores) I have forseen this... I knew you would miss... Only now you realize you can't win...
TARKIN: Charming to the last. Vader, it's your turn.
VADER: (dressed with his purple bowling shirt) All too easy. (Grabs the ball, throws and misses all the pins)
TARKIN: Oh, you were not aiming at the pins? You were aiming at another target? A military target?
VADER: I have you now... (throws ball, misses all the pins again) What?! Noooooooooo!
TARKIN: Is he going to scream every time he misses? I can't stand this anymore...
PALPATINE: It is my turn, you fools. Watch and learn! (releases force rays onto pins, fry them all. The scorer shows "strike")
VICEROY GUNRAY: (watching everything from behind) What? He can't do that!
DOOKU: (at his side) Patience, my friend, he will die.
PALPATINE: I heard that!
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Seriously, I want some pics of these bowling balls.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."