“I should’ve been honest with you from the start. I wasn’t born to show people the error of their ways; I was born to murder the world. You can still help me do that if you want.”
“The gun is good. Penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.”
^ Bravo!
I tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
“Why, it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! I’m going to get your Lucky Charms!”
“You believe in Jesus?”
“Yes I do…”
“Well you’re gonna meet him”
“We’re on the express elevator to hell, going down!”
"My gerbil was in there. "
“Have I helped your unbelief?”
“Oh yes. Yes, I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity … and torture and anger and hate. I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime and stink and in every crawling, putrid thing … every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch! I believe … in you.”
“Hi, babe. I’ve something for you.”
“I call upon you in the name of Father Lancaster Merrin.”
“How did you find me?”
“I saw you in the mind of a girl who was possessed by Pazuzu.”
“She is still in danger of dreams.”
“How can I help her?”
“Which girl would you help? The one possessed by Pazuzu or the one held by Father Merrin? You must pluck out her evil heart, but Pazuzu has brushed you with his wings. You called on Pazuzu to reach me. You have lost faith in your God. You do not believe.”
“I do believe! I do! I’d do anything to help Regan! Anything!”
“Then prove your faith. Cross over.”
“My faith is in Jesus Christ reborn.”
“Prove it. Cross over. Step out of your despair. If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit a leopard.”
“Thief! If you don’t want to die, kill your money.”
^ Bravo!
I tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Awesome quote from Diedrich Bader’s character in Office Space. Even funnier, using a picture of Jethro from The Beverly Hillbillies, which Diedrich played in the movie version. Awesome! 😃
Go to hell, you sons of bitches! I’m gonna fuck your asses until I’m dead!
…but I’d face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains.
Look. I won’t be any trouble because I don’t eat a thing, and I won’t try to manage things because I can’t think. Won’t you take me with you?
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)
“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry.”
“Our Billy wasn’t born a criminal, Clarice. He was made one through years of systematic abuse. Billy hates his own identity, you see, and he thinks that makes him a transsexual. But his pathology is a thousand times more savage and more terrifying.”
“Just the pussy I’ve been looking for.”
Ugh
“If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw – there it is, that’s the straw, you see, watching? – and my straw reaches acroooooooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I – drink – your – milkshake! *slurp* I drink it up!”
I was about to chastise you for posting a picture that was from the TV show and not the movie, but then I realized the thread title actually says “move” quotes so we’ve actually all been doing it wrong.
I was about to chastise you for posting a picture that was from the TV show and not the movie, but then I realized the thread title actually says “move” quotes so we’ve actually all been doing it wrong.
Plus a “Mixing Up TV Quotes” thread would probably crash on the launch pad, anyway.
“Don’t you fuckin’ look at me!”
“Oh, yes, that’s very good, I like that. . . . Oh! Something’s not right, because now I can’t see!”
itty bitty living space."
I never do nothing wrong, but I always get the blame. Man I’ve been framed!
OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)