I don’t know why people have this image of me of always pooping out new threads every five minutes. That’s not true. In my tenure here of about one year and four months, I have made about 15 threads. Looking from this old index, the infamous Frink had already made much more than that in a similar timeframe. This is the full list of threads I have ever created on this website, excluding private topics (of which I have only made one):

I’ll willingly concede two that probably should not have been made: the Measurements thread and the Butthurt one. Your Opinion on Me, I’m a bit more wishy-washy on. The others can be justified. If you don’t like the Darth Id thread, you probably shouldn’t like the impscum thread, and I guess if you don’t, more power to you. You might disagree with Font Choice, but it was about a legitimate grievance I had at the time that forum software was released. Weird Symbols was a useful bug report. A lot of people didn’t like Diversity but I felt there was room to discuss a problem that we still struggle with today. I can’t think of anything objectionable about the Episode IX thread or the Eclipse thread. I haven’t seen anyone who actively dislikes the Index thread. If you don’t like the Sandwich or Not? or Ranking Pizza threads, I’m not sure why you’re hanging out in off topic.

If you want somebody who makes countless pointless threads, look at Spuffure, not me.