Hey, as a former mayor, he’s at least (possibly) more qualified for public office than Trump.
Plus he’s already got the prostitution scandal thing down, just without the pee. I’m starting to see where I was being unfair to Mr. Springer. After all, after his free-for-all carnivals of televised vile behavior, he’d stop and have a Jerry’s Moment where he pretended to be decent for 38 seconds. That would be an improvement over today’s political norms.