These were the thoughts I was left with from the other night, after we watched an interminably long preview sequence before the movie started. The only one I can remember was the preview for Thor: Ragnarok. Honestly, it looked like one of the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen put on a movie screen. But it’s not a singular failure that deserves to be singled out and mocked or derided. The movie looks like literally every action or adventure flick that is put in theaters these days.
I know, all these goddamn movies with their goddamn Valkyries flying out of a wormhole towards Cate Blanchett playing the Goddess of Death.
Say what you will about Marvel movies*, but Ragnarok is at least visually interesting.
*actually, don’t