Looks like Nigel Krofta, a Ridgeville, South Carolina Nazi, is out of a job. I am having a pity party right now, Nigel.

And I’ve been around white supremacists before, but one thing I never got was the haircuts. Okay, shaved heads we get, fine, that’s a thing. But what about the strange topiary disaster mop jobs? Is it some sort of a macho statement that you’re manly enough to be comfortable letting your mom cut your hair? Like that guy in Holland. Nazis and weird hair. I just don’t get it.