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Originally posted by: Seiji
Maybe it was a good thing the Jedi were wiped out.
Had Anakin NOT been converted to the Dark Side:
Anakin (now 45 years old, 280 lbs): "Hey Padme... git yer ass in here and bring me a beer! And a bag of Gungan Rinds while yer at it!"
Padme (over 50 and nursing their 27th child): "Git it yerself you lazy bastard! Can't you seen I'm busy?!?!?"
Anakin: "Busy my ass! Dammit woman it ain't like I don't work hard and deserve my time. Who do you think runs around killin' Battle Droids and using the Force every day???"
Padme: "There ain't been none of them pussy 'Battle Droids' around fer years- ever since 'Emperor' Palpyteen tried to take over the Senate with that worthless 'apprentice' of his, 'Dartha JarJars'... heh heh.
Anakin: "Har! Yup- I can't believe that worthless dork we brought along with us way back when would go over to the Dark Side... as well as kill Palpatine...har har!"
Padme: "Jus cuz he didn't know which end of the Lightsaber was the 'business' end... lit it up in front of the Senate and impaled Palps on the spot... *chortle*... but then again at least JarJar still COULD ignite his saber... if'n ya know what I mean..."
Anakin: "Piss off! I knows what the hell you mean! So bring me one of them 'little blus pills' when you BRING ME MY DAMN BEER!!!"
and so on and so on and so on....