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Originally posted by: Moth3r
*** Warning: Strong Language Below ***
Here's what I didn't like:
Digital "super-artoo".
If he had rocket boosters built into his legs, why the fuck did he need to be lifted into Luke's X-wing by crane? And the bit where he caught Obi-Wan's comlink really made me cringe.
I agree- Absolute crap!
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Digital Yoda
Should be reported for false benefit claims - that's the most fraudulent use of a walking stick ever. Not only did the puppet Yoda look more convincing, it also didn't have such an annoying speech impediment either. Imagine the RotJ death scene; "Another... Skywalker... There... ... I s.". Fuck that shit.
Even in 'making of' features I can *feel* and *believe* that Yoda is alive in ESB and ROTJ. In TPM he looked worse than a toy from Wal-Mart and in the other two PT films he looks like a cartoon. Maybe they should have had Shrek play the role. And see my post elsewhere for a compare/contrast on Yoda-speak. More absolute crap!
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Battle Droids
Might as well have had a big "off" switch on their backs for all the use they were. Just big piles of junk waiting to be lightsabred, not threatening at all.
GL should have gone with this more powerful design for the Battle Droids:
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General Grievous
Who?
General Cereal Box and Action Figure sales, reporting for duty sir.... Roger, roger.
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That fucking lizard thing
OK I'll admit that Tauntauns in TESB looked a bit crap. But at least the scenes in which they appeared were kept to a minimum.
Look at me!!! I'm a CGI effect... Look at me some more!!!!!
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Chewbacca's appearance
What a fucking waste of time.
"I love you Chewie"
"Ri ruv ru roo, Roda"
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Anakin's turn to the dark side
If fear, hate and anger lead to the dark side, then it would make sense to cast an actor who can fucking act these emotions wouldn't it George?
Why, and stand out from the rest of the cast?... lol
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Anakin/Padme romantic dialogue
*shudder*
"I love you Padme"
"No I love you more little orphaned Annie"
"I love you Padme... wait, did I just say that? I must really mean it."
"Go kill me some women and children Annie... it turns me on."
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Obi-Wan/Anakin fight
If they were such good friends, why didn't Obi-wan try and turn him back from the dark side?
"You little fuckwad!!! Burn!!! Burn like a marshmallow!!! I don't care whether you die or not! I'm gonna steal your lightsaber and go shag your wife you worthless cardboard stiff!"
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Hayden in the Vader suit
Nope, just didn't work for me.
Geeeeoooorrrrrggggeeee.... I waaannnnnnaaaaa wear the suuuuuiiitttt.... puhleeeeasssseeee???? Lookie!!! I'm a real man now!! Wheeeee!!!!
(OK, being harsh... but golly its fun!)
