I can't agree with Luke as a troll. He's got 3,928 posts. That transcends Troll status by something like 3,878 posts, doesn't it? He's proven his dedication to the site and its purpose a hundredfold.
He's a lifer here and we'll always welcome him back with open arms any time he decides to post on a regular basis.
So get your worthless ass back here regular, okay, punk?
Oh, and I'd like to thank the Academy for my award!