Where’s Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/us/king-cobras-potato-chip-cans-smuggling-charge/index.html
Speaking of Samuel L. Jackson, apparently he passed through my city recently and had a wonderful experience when his car broke down. Little claim to fame there…
JEDIT: Normally, I’m not very gullible to Internet hoaxes, but my wife read it to me late at night. Next day, I woke up with certainty that this was bogus. A very small amount of research made it clear that I was right. I’m a dope for even posting this.