Anakin: It's Obi-wan he hates it when I eat hamburgers. He doesn't understand. It's not fair.
Padme: Our Mentors would like us to eat vegetables. It's the only way we grow.
Anakin: I know. I am truly greatfull to be his apprentice. He eats celery like Master Windu and, Tomatos like Master Yoda. Sometimes, I just can't go on with out a hamburger. He's jealous, he's the one that gets fat off of it not me!
Episode V:
Darth Vader: Obi-wan never told you what happened to Mcdonalds. Did he?
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you destroyed it!
Darth Vader: No, Luke. I own Mcdonalds!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Darth Vader: Join me and, we can eat hamburgers together!
*Luke crosses the little board to Vader like he's going to join Vader. Then, he turns around and, runs and, jumps off the platform.*
