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Post #109030

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twister111
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Food
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Date created
25-May-2005, 3:50 PM
Quote

Originally posted by: ricarleite

It's not fair! Why does everything good makes you fat and closer to a horrible, painful death? Why can't burgers be healthy and vegetables be bad for you?


Munipulating some lines from episode III:

Obi-wan:You weren't supposed to eat that food.
You were supposed to destroy the hamburger not eat it.
Anakin: From my point of view the vegetables are bad.
Obi-wan: Then you are lost.

From Episode II:

Obi-wan: I was hoping you could tell me what this is:
*put's a steak on the table*
Dask: It's a Kamino Kybersteak.
Obi-wan: I wonder why it didn't show up in the analysis archives.
Dask: Those analysis droids only focus on symbols. They don't know what a good steak this is. Why I was hoping you jedi would respect the difference between knowledge and, wisdom.
Obi-wan: Well, if droids could eat there'd be none of us here. Kamino I'm not familar with it. Is it in the republic?
Dask: No, it's a restaraunt a few blocks over. Right by the wishy maze. If you see subtarell or, the outer rim you've gone to far.