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LET IT END!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE MORE DAMAGE IS DONE!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: Hardcore Legend
I think the way copyright laws are changing, Star Wars will never go public domain.
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
Alec Guiness re eracted from the dead to shoot new scenes in A New Hope to finally fix the Plot errors!!
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Originally posted by: ricarleiteQuote
Originally posted by: Jedikev
Alec Guiness re eracted from the dead to shoot new scenes in A New Hope to finally fix the Plot errors!!
"Ahh... what happened? Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was in a hospital room, and..."
"Welcome to the future, Mr. Guiness. This is the year 2079. We brought you back from the dead using a crazy new technology called 'magic'."
"What? I'm back from the dead? Why, I must search for my relatives! Start my life again!"
"Uh... well, actually, we brought you back so you can do some extra scenes for Star Wars."
"What? That horrible movie I made back in the 1970s? Why?!"
"Well, we made some changes on the fifteen Star Wars trilogies, and nw we need to reshoot some dialogue. First, when you see R2D2, instead of saying 'I don't remember ever owning a droid', you'll say 'Mom! You still have your brain inside that R2 unit!', and you'll cry."
"What?!"
"Oh, and instead of fighting Vader on the Death Star and being killed, you'll fight Grievious 2, Vader Jr., Vader Sr., Luke's clone from the future, yourself from the future, a cyborg Yoda, and you'll survive, so you can be on 'Empire Strikes Back'. We changed some scenes on that film so you become a punk-rocker surfer who lives in Alderaan. Also, Alderaan didn't explode."
"Is this supposed to be a joke? I refuse to do it!"
"... I see... Well, OK then, we have perfect CGI so we can replace you. It was a stupid idea anyway. Goodbye." *shoots Alec Guiness*
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Originally posted by: ricarleiteQuote
Originally posted by: Jedikev
Alec Guiness re eracted from the dead to shoot new scenes in A New Hope to finally fix the Plot errors!!
"Ahh... what happened? Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was in a hospital room, and..."
"Welcome to the future, Mr. Guiness. This is the year 2079. We brought you back from the dead using a crazy new technology called 'magic'."
"What? I'm back from the dead? Why, I must search for my relatives! Start my life again!"
"Uh... well, actually, we brought you back so you can do some extra scenes for Star Wars."
"What? That horrible movie I made back in the 1970s? Why?!"
"Well, we made some changes on the fifteen Star Wars trilogies, and nw we need to reshoot some dialogue. First, when you see R2D2, instead of saying 'I don't remember ever owning a droid', you'll say 'Mom! You still have your brain inside that R2 unit!', and you'll cry."
"What?!"
"Oh, and instead of fighting Vader on the Death Star and being killed, you'll fight Grievious 2, Vader Jr., Vader Sr., Luke's clone from the future, yourself from the future, a cyborg Yoda, and you'll survive, so you can be on 'Empire Strikes Back'. We changed some scenes on that film so you become a punk-rocker surfer who lives in Alderaan. Also, Alderaan didn't explode."
"Is this supposed to be a joke? I refuse to do it!"
"... I see... Well, OK then, we have perfect CGI so we can replace you. It was a stupid idea anyway. Goodbye." *shoots Alec Guiness*
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
"Oh, and instead of fighting Vader on the Death Star and being killed, you'll fight Grievious 2, Vader Jr., Vader Sr., Luke's clone from the future, yourself from the future, a cyborg Yoda, and you'll survive, so you can be on 'Empire Strikes Back'. We changed some scenes on that film so you become a punk-rocker surfer who lives in Alderaan. Also, Alderaan didn't explode."
Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.