Why am I paying for bi monthly visits from the exterminator if ants are going to invade my house anyway?
Because if you didn’t, they’d probably carry you away in the night while you were sleeping.
Stop peeking into my nightmares. 😉
Seriously, why did my parents let me watch The Outer Limits when I was six? I was convinced these guys would soon come for me. None of the other episodes phased me though.