I said that my next post-count conquest was Gundark Hunter because he is the next in line above me in number of posts. Bossk, having his mind all sexed-up by past experiences, sees the way I worded my post and thinks "Chaltab *wants* Gundark Hunter" because some people can't take anything at face value. Like Bossk.
So then, he shows the whole world that he has a dirty mind by jokingly acting as though I meant what he thought when he read it. And I am not exactly sure what the word "conquest" implies in sexual terms... and I really don't care to learn. This is the second time this has happened, at the first time it was even more confusing than this one.