On a related note, my local grocery store stopped carrying National Enquirer after who knows how many decades. I haven’t thanked them yet, but I plan to let them know.
Look! Completely coincidental smear campaign!
Batboy was funny. Demon-possessed appliances were funny. This Pravda-esque propaganda outlet bullshit? Not funny.
Batboy was Weekly World News.
I kind of miss this crazy rag gracing the supermarket checkout rack. Always good for a laugh.
Celebrity dirt used to be the Enquirer’s territory. They were successfully sued by Carol Burnett in the 80’s.