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Originally posted by: Jay
I find the Ewok battle sequences from ROTJ horrifying.
The Ewoks rolled all those tree trunks up a hill so they could prop them up and roll them into the AT-ST?
The Ewoks hoisted two tree trunks into the trees, tied them up, and fate allowed an AT-ST to walk right between them so they could smash it?
A bunch of furry teddy bears with slings took out an army of storm troopers with blasters and AT-STs? I don't care how lousy the storm troopers' aim is. It's just absurd.
I endure the first two hours of ROTJ so I can watch the last 20 minutes. If I weren't such a completist, I'd skip past everything else.
The Ewoks were dumb, but c'mon... Jabba's palace and the Sarlacc scene are really cool!
Also, I didn't mind the Wookies at all. I've seen The Holiday Special, and that scene didn't remind me of it... Even though the battle should have been longer, I'd go with the Wookies over the Ewoks anyday. And honestly, the Tarzan scream doesn't bother me.