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Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 29

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“Mother, I’ve turned the cooling unit back on! Mother!

“The ship will automatically destruct in T-minus five minutes.”

You bitch!

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It’s a robot. ASH IS A GODDAMN ROBOT!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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So begins the mixed up adventures of Travis Skywalker…


I First saw her at Palantine campaign headquarters at 63rd and broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel, out of this filthy mess, alone. They. Cannot. Touch. Her.


Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere… in bars, cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no excape. I’m Gods lonely man.


Yeah, shoot. That’s why they call me the wizard.


It’s just that… I… I uh…


…works got you down has it?


Its… Its just that I uh… I got some bad ideas in my head…


Well look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job… I mean, that becomes what he is. You know, like you do a thing and thats what you are. Like I’ve been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don’t own my own cab. You know why? Because I don’t want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift driving somebody else’s cab. Understand? Like you become… you get a job and you become the job. One guy lives in brooklyn, one guy lives in sutton place. You got a lawyer, another’s a doctor. One guy dies, another gets well. People are born, Y’know? I envy you in your youth. Go on, get drunk, get laid, do anything. You got no choice anyway, I mean were all fucked. More or less, you know?


I don’t know, but that’s about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.


It’s not Bertrand Russel, but what do you want? I’m a cabbie, I mean I don’t even know what the fuck you’re talking about!


I realize now how much she’s just like all the others, cold and distant, many people are like that, women for sure, they’re like a union.


Hey, got that five bucks you owe me?

Tune in next week for further interesting adventures of Travis Skywalker.

…I burnt a pizza writing this post. I’ll still eat it.

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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“Jesus, man. You ought to shave your eyebrows and paint your hair gold if you’re gonna try to sell that spookhouse bullshit. Otherwise you’ll scare the children.”

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“Hooray! We’ve done it! Hahaha!”

“Look!”

“It isn’t even dented!”

“Ah shit! What are we gonna do now?”

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^ hahaha, awesome line from TFTM (1986)

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♫ She has the smile of an angel (fights like the devil)
The eyes of an angel (bites like the devil)
The face of an angel (I say she’s the devil)
She’s mean and evil, through and through ♫

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Oddly enough I’m 100% full blown Mexican, from the state of Oaxaca

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Got to rest, Mum. Got to get fit. Otherwise I’m liable to miss a lot more school.

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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“You probably think it’s just a hamburger. A patty’s just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That’s serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They’ll never miss a thing.”

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You said so yourself, BITCH. We’re the Guardians of the Galaxy!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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“Just relax for a moment. You’re free of the carbonite.”

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It’s crime fighting time!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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Sougouk said:
I gather you watched C.O.P.S. back in the day.

Damn strait.

Turbo Two Tone!

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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George, y’know, I was wondering, like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like going real fast, like at the speed of light, y’know, and all of a sudden you started screaming Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaah!..Do you think your brain would blow up?

OT-DAWT-COM nieghbour and sometime poster (Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!)

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“We’ve made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

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“A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV, my father. . . .”

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“Good and evil has nothing to do with God. I collect church collapses. Did you see the recent one in Sicily? The facade fell on 65 grandmothers during a special mass. Was that evil? Was that God? If he’s up there, he just loves it. Typhoid and swans, it all comes from the same place.”