I had a dream that we were watching The Last Jedi, and it was a horrible, boring mess. I couldn’t even pay attention to the movie and kept zoning out until a part set on Skellig Michael. There were AT-ATs walking around a stone temple in a cave on the island, and they had to walk around big stone letters that spelled out THE LAST JEDI in English. Then it cut to an alien world where an ‘adorable’ CGI creature hopped around and talked about random rubbish to a 3-inch tall Finn. Then there was something about the lava villain from Moana chasing us around a port town, and then I woke up.