http://www.txs.uscourts.gov/offices/brownsville-division
Which judge are you?
No, dipwick, I’m not seated in SDTex (eeewwwwwww!!! btw)!
But when I was a lowly practitioner, I once tried a case in front of a certain judge who had a pentagram tattooed to his forehead, and a Baphomet adorning each cheek. They were connected with a full-face spiderweb littered with bloody severed body parts.
I’m not gonna mentioned any names, but he’s since retired.
One of the sweetest jurists I’ve ever had the pleasure of appearing before.