Working on ideas for the crawl…here’s the original:

War! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Sith Lord, Count Dooku.
There are heroes on both sides.
Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, General
Grievous, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Palpatine, leader of
the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor…[/quote]

Here’s an idea:

GWAR! The Republic is bumbling
under a tax by the roof-less
Fish Lord, Duke Dooku.
There are weirdos on both sides.
Anvils are everywhere.

In a stunning groove, the
fiendish Toy Kneader, Steve
Grievous, has wept into the
Republic capital and kid trapped
Chandelier Palpatine, Feeder of
the Galactic Sensei.

As the Separate Floyd Army
attempts to flee the bee sieged
capital with their valuable
postage, two Jedi Blights lead a
disparate fission to recuse the
captive Chandelier…