My favorite part:

nevertheless President Trump persisted

Yes, with nothing except control of the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the Executive Branch of the US government and a majority of state governments (and the assistance of some foreign intelligence services) to help him along, he struggles on. His repeated failure in the face of such overwhelming odds just adds nobility to his cause.

The conservative cult of victimhood still manages to astonish me sometimes. I expect them to run on the “shake things up in Washington” platform with a complete lack of irony in 2018.