Speaking of Gunga Din, over in the House it looks like Trey “Lol” Gowdy is now in charge of the House Oversight Committee. It’s an important committee, with several important areas of oversight, including but not limited to:

Who is leaking all this classified fake untrue news to the press?
If Trump could be a tree, what sort of tree would he be? Would he be even more magnificent than he already is?
How can we stop Obama’s shadow government from destroying America?
Do we all get a chance to pee on his hugeness?*
Where does Trump get all those fabulous ties? Should everyone wear their ties long, or should that be a luxury reserved for especially wonderful people?
Benghazi, or e-mail, or Pizzagate, or something. Maybe Vince Foster.

* I’m actually interested in the outcome of this particular investigation.