I wish I could talk to the admin at my work that way.
If anyone at my workplace called me a “dick” they would be fired and I’d own the company.
Your workplace has strange bylaws indeed…
You must sit around all day baiting people into calling you a dick, trying to trigger that “springing transfer of ownership” clause.
Guess that shows why you’re so seasoned at the enterprise…
Edit: oops didn’t realize I was so behind on this thread. Guess this was taken care of already last week…