Anyone ever hear the Keith Urban song ‘John Cougar, John Deere, John 3:16’? I’ll have to translate that into Star Wars.

R2 in the canyon with the jawas with only sound FX and no music.

Luke turning on his Dad’s light saber.

Running around my house listening to “Mouse Robot and Blasting Off” shouting “Chewie get us out of here!”

Watching Star Wars clips that were part of the '78 People’s Choice Awards on a Quasar video tape recorder (screw your betamax AND vhs!). R2 and 3P0 arguing in the desert, escaping Tatooine, and the TIE Fighter Attack.

Pronouncing the ship “Mil-e-NEE-um Falcon”.

The Early Bird Kenner Set!!!

X! WINGS!

Star Wars Marvel Comics #17.

The Empire Strikes Back novel.

The Phoenix, Arizona Cine Capri at 24th street and Camelback.

The Story of Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back: The Adventures Of Luke Skywalker LPs.

John Freaking Williams on a double LP set goddamn it!

Luke and Leia from the Jedi soundtrack.

YUB NUB!

THAT, Sir, is MY Star Wars.