I count Saturday as the first day of the week even though I’m wrong for doing so. Why? Because that’s how my work makes out the schedule for whatever reason. They’re wrong too but I’m powerless to fight it so I assimilated for my own sanity.
Saturday is not the first day of the week, in fact it’s not any day of the week. The days of the week have been stolen from you by me this afternoon and you didn’t even notice. Perpetual Tuesday is the worst thing you have ever faced ever. I’m just glad I get to watch the suffering like this. I totally deserve this.