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Doomsday Thread

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I’m creating this thread to express my feelings about the current world situation, since the politics thread does not allow ridiculous doomsday predictions.

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I’m at the end of my rope and exhausted to the point of apathy. Donald Trump will never leave office under any circumstances; he will become president for life and die in office at the age of ninety-seven. Tens of millions will be murdered, and the survivors will have no future to look forward to thanks to climate change.

People of color will simply not exist anymore, or be reduced to an insignificant minority like the Native Americans of today. We will have the worst education and healthcare systems in the world: literacy rates will drop below 50 percent, and life expectancy will be under sixty for 95 percent of the population. The rich will have absolute control over every aspect of our lives by this point, even controlling our thoughts and feelings. People will start disappearing, and drones will be used to snuff out anyone at will.

We will become a supertotalitarian dictatorship that will endure until the end of time.

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yhwx said:

Ah, great.

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doubleofive said:

Do we really need another generalfrevious thread?

WYSHAS

Besides, you could have just necrobumped this thread: http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/Nothing-Matters-Anymore-Climate-Change-Global-Warming-Will-Drive-Humans-To-Extinction-In-A-Matter-Of-Decades/id/17632

This is a more general thread in light of the Trump regime.

He has been in office four months and has already done more damage than most dictatorships do in ten years.

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Thanks for making this thread, I need a good laugh now and then.

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I’m going to need to set some ground rules for this thread.

From this post forward:

  1. No grumbling about Frevious. I have the right to express my feelings about the world right now.

  2. Stay on topic this time. No diversions into memes or pointless subjects.

  3. General forums rules apply of course.

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Oh, covfefe! At least you won’t be breaking your own rules.

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Donald Trump will still remain in power indefinitely. Or he could install Ivanka and Jared co-rulers and extend his evil legacy beyond his death. His entire family is pure evil; all five of his children must have been conceived only by assault, because they are all demonic spawn.

He has committed five Watergates and there is nothing being done to remove him from power. That’s because half the country is blindly loyal to him and they can never change, even if people are being butchered alive on their front doorstep.

Now he is destroying humanity’s only chance for survival into the next century by abandoning the Paris agreement. He has erased Obama’s legacy so well that future generations won’t even know he even existed. The only survivors will be the richest of the rich already building their survival bunkers.

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Your rules state I can’t grumble about you. Can I laugh at you?

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You don’t want to laugh at Previous Frevious (nice). He’ll [REDACTED] you.

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The only thing that could make this situation any worse is if cats and dogs start living together. Mass hysteria!

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TV’s Frink said:

Thanks for making this thread, I need a good laugh now and then.

And if he spares the other threads his Chicken Little antics by confining them here, all the better.

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Is it wrong that I don’t know or care who Frank Booth is?

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You won’t be laughing when Trump declares martial law and cancels the 2018 elections when the evidence against him on Russia becomes overwhelming, and Sessions starts making people disappear left and right.

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generalfrevious said:

You won’t be laughing when Trump declares martial law and cancels the 2018 elections when the evidence against him on Russia becomes overwhelming, and Sessions starts making people disappear left and right.

Unless he is Trump. Did you ever consider that?