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Oh, I’m-a bump as much necro as I gotta to dispose of the spam-title thread of doom.
Oh, I’m-a bump as much necro as I gotta to dispose of the spam-title thread of doom.
Thank god. A thread where I can get away from that TV’s Frink who’s always following me around.
It’s like I can breathe again.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
END OF LINE
(It hasn’t happened yet)
Bump
bump for indexing purposes
(and Jetrell I guess)
Why do you need to bump a thread in order to index it? Just imagine google would do the same, it would be hillarious.
Ceci n’est pas une signature.
bump for indexing purposes
(and Jetrell I guess)
Piss off.
bump for indexing purposes
(and Jetrell I guess)
Piss off.
So I’m not allowed to say “Jetrell” now?
Nobody’s allowed to say anything to or about him, it might hurt his feelings.
Bump
P-XXXIV, B-VI
I can’t count those symbols. Also, I claim this thread now, squatters rights. Or. Something.
Irregardless, Frink can’t argue the point, so I am the defacto owner.
i also am using my squatters rights (a real thing!), to nullify any possible future posts inciting war.
I must take action. Bigger army diplomacy!
Whoever is able to amass the most supporters wins the thread. Therefore, I create a Grand Army of Me for which any Trusted Member of OT.com can enlist in.
And also, therefore, I declare war on the OT.com user dahmage and his allies.
I already have the support of suspiciouscoffee and darth_ender. Begun, this Mini War has.
I must take action. Bigger army diplomacy!
Whoever is able to amass the most supporters wins the thread. Therefore, I create a Grand Army of Me for which any Trusted Member of OT.com can enlist in.
And also, therefore, I declare war on the OT.com user dahmage and his allies.
woah woah
war can get messy.
maybe we just squat in different corners? (thats probably a good idea irregardless, i have squatted here for a few minutes already, and its starting to smell a bit… funky)
Look, this isn’t going to work if you don’t declare war on me. I’m not ready for negotiation yet. First, the glory of War must come.
i know it takes two to tango and all that, but does it really take two to make war?
Don’t get all postmodernist on me. Thinking about declaring war on myself makes my head hurt.
if i declare war on you, hypothetically speaking, would that create a smaller war, say, a skirmish?
I don’t think i am ready for this kind of commitment.
No, I’m waiting for you to declare war so that we can make war.
sorry, it isn’t your fault, i am just not prepared for war.
i just was trying to squat here in frink’s vacant thread, and then all this happened, which quite frankly i don’t understand, so i am scared of it.
help, i am stuck here!
I’ll issue an ultimatum: We both get 50% of the thread. You must reply by midnight EDT tonight, or else it’s full war.
55/55 or nothing
That simplifies down to 50/50. You are undone.
buy me dinner first
Aye, war is pointless.
The state of war that was declared to exist between yhwx and dahmage at 9:20 PM hereby no longer exists.
That makes this the shortest war by a whole 4+ minutes! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zanzibar_War)