Stage One: Shock and Denial
WHAAT? Greedo shoots first?! How can that be!
Stage Two: Anger
God damn that GL! He ruined the series! Damn it, motherf***er! Greedo can't shoot first! How can that...
Stage Three: Bargaining
...Motherf***er c**s***er son of a bitch I'll kill that GL that asshole...
Stage Four: Depression
... prick bastard son of a bitch screw him! Screw him! God, please God, kill GL while he sleeps! How can Greedo shoot first, you F**k?! You son of a...
Stage Five: Acceptance
... bitch asshole motherf****r c***s****er asshole s***thead son of a F***ING BITCH how can he do that! F***K, that bastard f***ing asshole...