^ likely photoshipped…
Also, it would be a ship-BARGE, not shippity-ship-shipping-shippdiddlyippidyship or whatever…
i think you are falling for the ‘try to reason with a joke’ trap. the joke was good.
Precision of language is better. I never compromise that, no matter how exquisite the joke.
"Govern Yourself Accordingly."™
–tHA jUDGE