Username: Religious epithet Simpsons reference and inside joke I had with my friends a long time ago. I’ve tried in the past to shed the name, but it’s attached to so many things I use that I just gave up and embraced it.
Avatar: At the moment it’s Vader. I thought it looked cool.
Signature: “It’s difficult to physically measure disappointment, but I’m going to have to say lifelong”
It was a response I read somewhere else to the question “without using physical measurements, describe the length of your member.” Thought it was funny and just self-deprecating enough so I shamelessly stole it.