1.Hulk - Long. Boring. Bad FX. Pretentious beyond all recognition. The sort of movie that annoying people say they like so they can look smart. Its not deep, its just pseudo-deep. And it makes a mountain out of a molehill. This should of been a 90minute Michael Bay film, lots of action, a bit of subtext and a ton of fun. There is somethign wrong when you have a Hulk movie and he never says "hulk smash".

2.Daredevil - Terrible casting for every character, bad directing, bad music, incoherent action, a terrible injustice to a good comic book, but also just an all aroundbad film

3.Lara Croft Tomb Raider: the cradle of life - terrible. I can't believe I even watched it

4.Paycheck - nothing worse then a good idea gone bad. I knew this movie was in trouble in the first scene where Ben Affleck invents the new breakthrough technology of holographic computer monitors, yet 30seconds earlier, he used a holographic computer monitor that was much more sophisiticated (and clearly an rip off of minority report, which in and of it self was a bad movie) to design said monitor. Also on the list of terrible logic in this film: breaking into the badguys base to destroy his evil machine, only to find that it is already broken. So what does Ben do? He fixes it for no real reason, then tries to destroy it in an overly complicated way.

5. Badboys2 - I kind of liked the first film, but part2 had to be the most immoral movie I've ever seen. And not particularly good at that. Dead girls tits, bodies stuffed with XTC pills being thrown out of (and then run over by trucks), the heros threating a 12 year old with guns just for kicks, blood every where, etc etc. Terrible stuff. This film also contains the best cheezy line of all time: "phase 3, we deploy the cats and iguanas to screw with their motion sensors"