I’m curious what festivities you are all planning for Loyalty Day? I’m looking forward to the parade, and have my notebook ready for the dear leader’s field guidance.
I am planning to peer in my neighbor’s window to confirm that they are adequately celebratory, and report them if they show signs of disloyalty. I am so glad we finally got rid of all of the Communist connotations associated with May Day.
^ Reported
Ooh, recursion! Excellent work, friend citizen.