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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: Asha
And we know that Anakin made love to Padme because, when he was informed that she was pregnant, he didn't squeal, "That can't be! We never did the nasty! Are you sure it's mine?"

"You filthy whore!"

Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Padme: "Anakin, I'm pregnant..."
* Obi-Wan comes back *
OBI-WAN: "Oh, Anakin, I almost forgot. Your sperm count test result arrived, you can't have children. Gotta go..." *leaves *
*Anakin force chokes Padmé *
ANAKIN: You intergalactical whore! How could you! *Padme dies *
ANAKIN: But... who could be the father...?
* cuts to Wicket the Ewok on bed with Padme, goes back to Anakin *
ANAKIN: Ah, who cares anyway.
* Palpatine comes in *
PALPATINE: Anakin you idiot, you must come to the dark side if you want to save your girlfriend's life!
ANAKIN: Nah, i'ts ok. I break up with her. I actually broke her neck up. She's dead.
PALPATINE: ... Oh. I didn't forsee that. So, uh... is there anyone else's death you wanna avoid?
ANAKIN: Nope.
PALPATINE: Uh... any reason you could be convinced to be a Sith Lord?
ANAKIN: Hmn-hmn, no, I don't think so.
PALPATINE: ... uh... I see... OK. *leaves*

"And so, Anakin never turns into Vader and nothing happens from now on on STAR WARS. The End."