I haven’t seen it yet, but it sounds so batshit insane and it’s already got such an extreme reputation that I’m really legitimately curious. I’m sure I won’t want to watch it again, but if you sat me down tomorrow and had me choose between those three things, I’m going with Jupiter Ascending.
HA - well I will warn you that (if you ever watch it) that it’s not “fun bad”… it’s “bad bad”
Speaking of “fun bad”… one of the new Netflix MST3K episodes parodies the 1978 movie Star Crash. It’s probably the most hilariously bad Star Wars ripoff I have ever seen… and as a bonus stars David Hasselhoff.