The nicest thing I can say about Jurassic World is that it was definitely better than the other Jurassic Park sequels…although that’s probably the definition of damning with faint praise.

Honestly, some of the effects from the Jurassic Park are better than what we got in Jurassic World.

Jurassic World did actually start out with a good premise (park already up and running as a worldwide phenomenon)… and just having the dinosaurs escape and wreak havoc could have worked reasonably well… but we also got:

Genetic modified dinosaur - Stupid

Training Dinosaurs - really stupid

Guy wanting to use dinosaurs for military shit - incredibly stupid