I quite like the sound of Middle English.
Black Country or Brummie mate?
Black Country - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdotLN6e4rQ
Brummie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IGckWsXvJ8
Don’t ever get them mixed up mate - they’ll go on for hours about what an insult it is, how the other is shite, and how their’s is great (or grayte mayte 😉)
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