[Scotty walks up to the holodeck and activates it]
Computer Voice: Please enter program.
Scotty: The android at the bar said you could show me Star Wars. Let me see it.
Computer Voice: Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.
Scotty: [frustrated] Star Wars. Show me the movie Star Wars, you chatterin’ piece of…
Computer Voice: There have been five versions with that name. Please specify by edition number.
Scotty: 1977. No bloody 1981- 1997 - 2004 - or 2011!
[Picard visits Scotty on the holodeck to see what movie he’s watching]
Picard: The Theatrical Cut…
Scotty: Aye. You’re familiar with it?
Picard: There’s one at the library of congress. This is your copy?
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