"Darth Vader and Imperial Troops to Storm Paris Boulevard" --Agence France-Presse **France to surrender shortly thereafter.
"Stevie Wonder Releases Video for Blind" --Reuters
"Should people be paid according to what they 'need' instead of according to what their work is worth? Should they decide how big a family they want and then put the cost of paying to support that family on somebody else? If their work is not worth enough to pay for what they want, is it up to others to make up the difference, rather than up to them to upgrade their skills in order to earn what they want?" --Thomas Sowell
"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." --Emma Goldman