Sean Connery > Pretty Much Everyone
WYSHS
What are you trying to make Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards jealous or something?
Or did you finally tire of tormenting your priapus to Top Gun, and decided to move onto battering your glans to Highlander?LMMFAO at this.
Ok NOW I feel dirty!
You should. I know hookers that don’t even talk like that.
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Dude, the reeking duffel bag stuffed with boxer shorts you pilfered from travelers’ luggage isn’t a “hooker,” no matter how many times you thrust your deformed manlove into it…
You need to get laid, even if it’s a rubber couch cushion, cuz you’re splashing that nasty joy in the wrong place.
Is this guy coming onto me?
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Agh! He IS coming onto me!
Hey, this aint a security checkpoint and you’re way outside your jurisdiction, so keep your blue gloves to yourself!